White trash heaven in your home town I can't stand it out on the lake Let's gather 'round the 'ol oil drum And twist up a thumb of shake House a kit find us fuckin' freezing We're a little tight gotta sell some thigh Got a degree it's a p.h.d... It's a useless urban lie Wanted to be a dental hygenist-didn't want To waitress Shoulda stayed in school now she smokes Unwashed penis Deep lung cough and bloody stool White trash momma Socially assisted anally fisted Unwashed sheets that stained with cum Curlers in her hair yellow underwear Burning all the garbage in the 'ol oil drum Curlers kettles cans and curtains They're so hurtin' she so sore Eye dropper crack hits every mornin' It's almost noon she has got to score White trash momma Raised on white bread Trading stepped-on crack for bad head Notice as the tracks are revealed Her white trash fate is sealed They didn't even see the twister comin' The wind just whipped right out of the sky Mom was too busy cookin'... Mom was too busy gettin' high... Carry...mommy... Let's gather 'round the 'ol oil drum It's right down by the shore... We'll be talkin' and trading stories 'bout a white trash whore