I could have been a brain surgeon I could have been a pharmacist I gave a shot at radio revivalist With the bossman I'd have never been missed Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotiant I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge Or Einstein's nemesis I could have been a derby jockey But it's all come down to this Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotiant I could have built Las Vegas I could have built a drumsized Rolls Royce I could have been President of the world Could have had Ali on the ropes Could have had Miss August Again Could have had Miss May Again Could have had Miss September Again But I waited till December Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotiant? That's so wrong.............