Wanna tell you 'bout my Frenda
He got hit by a Fender
But he'll soon be on the menda
He's of the male genda

Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for Buriel today

Because he's in... he's indisposed
Because he's in yeah yeah... he's indisposed

Found him outside the dry cleaners
Oh the drivers misdemeanors
I've never seen a face so greena
He looks a like the cats dinner

Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for Buriel today

Because he's in... he's indisposed
Because he's in yeah yeah... he's indisposed

He got hit by a car
Now he's lying on the tar
Had an experience bizarre
Not unlike that makes you laugh ra! ra! hey!

Glad to see that he's on his way
He's not for Buriel today

Because he's in... he's indisposed
Because he's in... he's indisposed
Because he's in yeah yeah... he's indisposed