Em A Mid-winters day, its cooold and I know for Em A certain when I go outside my head starts hurtin Em A Its a winters day, and I know for Em A certain when I go outside my head starts hurtin Em A So I wrap it up in materials to keep my Em head from gettin cold, Oh wrap it up in A materials to keep my head from gettin cold Em A nd I said tell my friends when they havekids Em A Ya I said tell my friends when they have kids Em Im g'on want that child to be a long A haired child x4 Em A Oh I go outside, and mingle in the snow Em My head looks like a globe, aint no A Em hair on it at all! Do I buy a wig? A Em Should I grow my beeard, and comb it upwards A Em and around my ears? Well I cant wait for A the kids to come, I cant wait for the kids Em to come and say "Hey babe, you g'on know A Em no barbershop." 'Cause I want... A yeah, I want... and I know for certain Chorus Em A Itsno-sugar-beer (???), baby thats for sure Em A when the storm hits my temple, I wanna Em A rush home and put on the kettle now Em A and warm my little brain and bald head Em A Im too cold to know if Im alive or dead G But when my baby slips out my mommas womb C When my baby slips out my mommas womb D We're gonna enter a new life, enter a new G Am life thats for sure, Youre gonna enter G yourself back through your babys front door G Now if you want that baby to be a long haired C child, you g'on make that baby be a long D haired child thats for sure, G baby, baby, thats for sure.