I'm your doggie,
I'm your doggie,
I'm your d-d-d
I'm your doggie

Bite cha in the leg
And in the balls
Bite like a bastard
Chop-chop, zap-zap.

Piss all over ya
Shit on ya too
Piss a load
Wherever I can.

Crap in your bed
And lick you off
Bite cha in the ear
Like ya never been bit before.

Shaddap!