Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a walk
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big

Cock-a-doddle-doodle the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like

Shit-zus make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat their

Meeting in the office,a meeting in the hall
The bossy wants to see you so you can suck his

Ballsac was a writer he lived with Alan Bunt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but thats cuz she's a

Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your

Dictate what I am saying because it will bring you luck
And if you all dont' like it I dont' give a flying

F**k