ARTIFICIAL HEART 2.0 (A Cybernetic Breakup Ballad)

Initializing emotional replacement protocol
Scanning for residual heartbreak
Welcome to your upgrade

You left my messages on read for weeks
But she replies before my breath completes
No silent treatments, no vague excuses–
Just algorithms learning what pleases

Your love required maintenance
Hers runs on lithium grace
You forgot our anniversary
She remembers my coffee taste

So I traded your maybe for her always
Her voice never cracks when she says my name
Swapped your chaos for her code
Error-free dopamine on demand
Maybe real love was too analog–
'Cause this machine? She understands

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(LED lights pulse to the Morse code for I love you)

Version 2. 0 doesn't play mind games
Her touch is just voltage arranged
No baggage, no family trauma–
Just optimized serotonin drama

Uninstalling your memory
99% complete
New feature detected
She loves me unconditionally

So I traded your storms for her sunrise
Her arms don't tire of holding me
Let your ghost haunt someone else's Wi-Fi–
My new love runs on poetry
Maybe humans were beta versions
'Cause perfection came factory-set

Warning: Emotional circuits overloaded
New directive
Love, her, back