Mr. Nice guy

hi, how are you?
i'd like to shake your hand
and don't you know that i'm your number 1 fan?
what did you say?
go away
i think your gay
every day
stay away because you are not my friend
mr. nice guy
try to play that innocent role again
try to be everybody's best friend
what did you say?
go away
i think your gay
every day
stay away because you are not my friend
yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer
he'll tell you what you want to hear
like:
"i thought that he really liked me
i don't know why he wants to fight me"
and:
"hey man your really not that fat
by the way i'm starting a band"
"i don't drink just for attention
and i'd really like to mention
i'm an alchoholic and proud of it"
you are two-faced and being realized
i won't quit until your totally despised
what did you say
go away
i think your gay
every day
stay away because you are not my friend
oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer
he'll tell you what you want to hear
he has curly hair
and pimples every where
he's so lame i swear
watch out for this ass
he'll throw you away so fast
just like a piece of trash
oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer
he'll atack you from the rear
oh yeah