Interlude 2

1 Trait Danger? That dumb fuckin' band is getting back together?
That band makes horseshit Tommy, get in here
Grab this big pen out of my hand, and start-start writing this down, with a-with a big pen
1 Trait Danger, Worst Band of the Decade, Reunites, Terrible, This is Terrible

That's really the headline, sir? That's what you want me to write down here?
Goddammit, Tommy, I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to write with this very large pen
D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh, Fiona Apple's last album?
What, you mean: Bring in the Trash Can?
What are you talkin' about, I gave that so-that album a-a solid 9

Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundred
We kind of adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred, about nine months ago
There was-there was a few emails about it
Yeah, you're goddamn right we did, and that's, that's why I gave that f-shitty album a nine
The score stays, Tommy
Listen up, the score stays, but I th-, I think we wrote a pretty positive review, so that's-that's gonna have to change

Uh sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again, th-, there were also a couple of emails about this, but my name's actually Thomas, sir
Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy
Uh, no, Th-Thom-Thomas, not Tommy sir
Yeah, I see it on your name tag right there
T-H-O-M-A-S, Tommy What are you, fuckin' dumb? You idiot

Sir, you gotta come quick, we got wind that Kevin Parker is eating a tuna fish sandwich, downtown Melbourne
Oh my God, Kevy's eating tuna in Melbourne? Your, you gotta get down there right now
You gotta get on the first fuckin' plane to Melben, and you gotta-f, you gotta l, get pictures of him eating this, this is a big story, Stevie
Sir, my name is actually Steven, sir
Goddammit Stevie, I don't give a shit, get down there
Y'know what, I'm comin' with ya, T-Tommy, you go-you gotta write this review, I'm, I'm headin' out
So what, I just write all these reviews into full reviews, or
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do what y-, whatever you have to do I'm not the reviews guy, let the interns do that shit