Kurt

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  Hey, Jeremy. This Andrew from 1 Trait Danger.
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I know you manage Kurt Vile, so I figured I would kinda reach out to you and see if I can get in
 touch.
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*Coughs* *laughs* I don’t know if you know this but 1 Trait Danger is signed to Matador now.
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Chris Lombardi is kinda strongarming us for a new album, and he said we might be able to get 
Kurt to do a
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collaboration with us. We don’t really have any ideas, so we were kinda hoping Kurt could 
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kinda fill in and
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kinda help us out on that one, kinda do it for us
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Hey, Andrew. Kurt’s totally up for this, he’s just in the studio right now, putting the last 
touches on his
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new album. He’ll be by as soon as he’s done


[Verse]
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  I can’t wait for Kurt to get here
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   It’s gonna be so fun
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  I can’t wait for Kurt to get here
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   I’m gonna tell everyone

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  I can’t wait for Kurt to get here
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   It’s gonna be so fun
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  I can’t wait for Kurt to get here


[Interlude]
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    Hey Andrew, just letting u now,
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Kurt’s still totally down to do this, he’s just making a quick stop to get some milk.
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Kurt loves 2% for his vocals, he says it gives him a little extra tang


[Chorus]
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But it’s been so long!
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Where is Kurt?
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I’m sitting in my room and I’m all alone
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  I wish that he was here
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But he’s gone and he won’t pick up his phone
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I’m hurt!
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And where is Kurt?
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Is he hurt? Is he shit in the fucking dirt?
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What’s the deal?
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Is this real?
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Oh, its some bullshit that I'm stuck in here
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But it’s been so long!
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Where is Kurt?
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I’m sitting in my room and I’m all alone
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  I wish that he was here
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But he’s gone and he won’t pick up his phone
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I’m hurt!
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And where is Kurt?
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Is he hurt? Is he shit in the fucking dirt?
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What’s the deal?
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Is this real?
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Oh, its some bullshit that I'm stuck in here
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But it’s been so long!


[Other]
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Did you mean EST or PST?
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But it’s been so long!
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But it’s been so long!
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Getting a little bit of pushback from the team on this one.
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We still totally want to make this happen, just want to get everyone on the same page
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But it’s been so long!
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  Hey, Andrew, just touching base real quick.
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Kurt fell, so he’s gonna be a little late this afternoon (he fell on the ground)
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But it’s been so long!
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Hey Kurt, uh, getting real worried about you, buddy.
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If you’re hurt, Kurt, please get back to me. I can only cover for you for so long
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But it’s been so long!