On the Run from Cossett

Aw fuck, you guys, here comes Cossett
Dude, he's like half your size, why don't you just like, beat him up?
No, dude, last time I got rough with him he totally hacked me in front of the whole school!
Oh my God, fuck, dude

Well, well, well, look who we have here
Aw, c'mon man, fuck off
The fuck did you just say? Don't make me hack your shit again
You know the drill, bitch
All your bitcoins, on this flash drive, or you're dead
Aw, c'mon dude, that's all my bitcoin for lunch, man, please!
Now, or I'll get my truck again

No, no, Cossett, no!
Please, Cossett, please!
Do not get in your pickup truck, please
I don't wanna get run over by your pickup truck!
No!

Open your laptop, give it to me
Open your laptop, give it to me
Open your laptop, give it to me
Open your la-la-la-la-laptop, give it to me
Gimme your laptop
I heard you only watch missionary porn, you super hetero-normative fuck
Why don't you just go date a fucking cheerleader, you fuck

Fucking non-vector3 variable calling piece of shit
I bet you deadlift 200 pounds and you're really healthy, you fucking nerd
When was the last time you coded in Python, you jock bitch?
Gimme your laptop
Open it
Jock bitch
I bet you passed the PACER test, you fucking loser

Yeah, this was supposed to be a PACER test audio
But, uh, apparently the guys who wrote the PACER test audio
Fucking copy-wrote it
So, you know, I'm sitting here fucking
Re-recording my dumbass voice where there should be a PACER test
Because for God-God forbid I take money away
From the fucking people who made the PACER test audio

Now introducing, Jimmy Fallon!
Run, bitch, you're fucked!
Cause you can't outrun the front of a truck
You can hide, you can slide, you can make up a lie
But Cossett's gonna find you

(No!)