Stupid Horse

G                 A
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I 
lost that
D                   Bm
So I ran out to the track to get my 
cash back
G                       A
I just gotta leave this place with a
 big bag
D                      Bm
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I 
grabbed that (Pick it up!)
G                      A         
Pushed him down to the ground and
                      D
 I punched him in his face (In his 
face!)
        Bm                       
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put 
            G
him in his place (In his place!)
           A                       
Me and the horse, we ran out of the
 D
 place (The place!)
        Bm                         
Then we took my Porsche back to my 
G
place


[Chorus]
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche
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         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche
         Bm
Lost the money in my bank account
E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------------------------
D|------5-5-3-3-5-5------8-8-6-6--
A|--------------------------------
E|--4-4--------------6-6----------
E|---------------------------------
B|---------------------------------
G|---------------------------------
D|------13-13-12-12-13-13-------13-
A|---------------------------------
E|11-11-------------------11-11----
E|----------------|    
B|----------------|    
G|----------------|    
D|13-15-15-13-13--| x2 
A|----------------|    
E|----------------|    

[Bridge]
G                  A
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer 
(Pick it up)
D                 Bm
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
G               A
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
D               Bm
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
G             A
Racing horses at the derby
D              Bm
Why am I never getting lucky?
G            A
I never have any money
D           Bm
I never win any money


[Chorus]
G      A                         
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
    D
the Porsche
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche (Oh shit)
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no (Oh no)
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no (Oh no)
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
         Bm                        
Lost the money in my bank account, 
G
oh no (Oh no)
       A                           
Stupid horse, I just fell out of 
  D
the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
         Bm
Lost the money in my bank account