Em
She doesn't need money
                  C7
She doesn't need diamonds
                 A
She's lookin' for pretty things
                 Em
She doesn't want romance
                 C7
She doesn't need finance
                  A
She's looking for rendezvous

Chorus
Am
But every time she's going down
                       Bbm Bm
She never looks around

I'll wait and watch her with my

lens until she brings the curtain down
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'There behind the keyhole'
         Gdim7 
with my fisheye

Verse 2
                 Em
I'm back in the darkroom
                C7
I'm covered in fixer
                 A
I'm making a photograph
                 Em
I'll send her some postcards
             C7
In glorious colour
                 A
I'm keeping the negatives

Chorus
Am
I'll form a letter from the news
                                         Bbm Bm
With different type from different lines
Bm
I'll tell the world about her

I'll mail the People and the Times
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'Oo it'll be so scandalous
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For the both of them
          D
But mainly her'

Lead Break
Em
Em F# G G#m A A#m B

Verse 3
                     Em
She showed them her husband
              C7
He ordered a dozen
                     A
He thought they were fabulous
             Em
The one with the --
           C7
The two of the --
             A
And three of the --
               Em
He sold her to Hefner
               C7
Who put her in Playboy
              A
He gave her a centre-fold
              Em
I made a real blunder
               C7
She made it in movies
               A
I made her a superstar

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Em to end