Sand In My Face

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I looked in the mirror (what did you
 see looking at you)
I saw a nine stone weakling
(What will you do?)
Dynamic Tension         waiting for 
you?
Dynamic Tension        make a man 
out of you

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I opened my magazine  (What did you 
see?)
I saw Mr. France   (What did he 
have?)
A girl on each shoulder  (What 
else?)
And one in his pants
Dynamic Tension  can do this for you
Dynamic Tension    make a man out of
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You you you you      you
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So our hero goes down to the beach
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He's in real terrible shape
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His chick's been seen with big Alex
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That mother kicked sand in his face
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Now let me tell you about Alex
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He's got:  Hands like hams    
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Knees like trees
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200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules......

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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on 
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back to me
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I lost my girl down by the beach
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She's with Alex and she's out of 
reach
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So please Mr. Atlas won't you 
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bring her on back to me
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I saw your body in an advert on 
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T.V.
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But what convinced me was your 
Bm         Gm
money back guarantee

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Now I'm stronger than Alex
(Where is he now?)
He's left in disgrace
(Oh yeah?)
Cos I took back my girlfriend
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
And kicked sand in his face
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(In his eyes, in his ears, in his 
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nose)
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of 
you
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
[fades]