Bm7                  Em7
Humdrum days and a-humdrum ways x8

    D            G                       D/F#     Em7
Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom
D                       G                     D/F#     Em7
  We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom
       F#m                    Em
It was no infatuation but a gradual graduation
       Em7                    Gm7
From a boy to a man, let me tell you while I can
    F#m7            Em7
The soda pop came free

    D         G                       D/F#   Em7
Hey Sis, one kiss, and I was heaven bound
D                                      G                     D/F#    Em7
Now who would have guessed Milton's "Paradise Lost" could be found
           F#m                     
But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter
    Em                        
Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta
      Em7                    Gm7
But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
    F#m7               Em7
The consequence should be:
      D                        G                      D 
Church bells, three swells: the Dean, his daughter and me


D, G, D, G

          D
They were dating in the park,
          Am                         G           Gm7
They were smooching in the dark of a doorway for two
    Bm7
She whispered "I love you..."
EMaj7                               DMaj7
Ooh, you know I never felt this way before
EMaj7                               GMaj7
Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart
         GMaj7/A            Bb
Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol"
           F
And then I kissed her...
           G
And when I kissed her...
       A5                           
It's a wonderful world when you're rolling in kisses


Bm7      Em7
Now, the paint is peeling
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)

Bm7               Em7
Now, and when the chips are down
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)

Bm7            Em7
Now, you kinda lose all feeling
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)

Bm7                 Em7
Now, your head goes round and round
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)
C                   C#                  D            D#
Round and round and round and round and round and round
    E           F            Gm
I'm throwing myself off this train

Bm7                 Em7                 
Humdrum days and a-humdrum ways [x4]
Bm7/E
  Humdrum days, he's got
A7                 
  Humdrum ways, oh boy

D                 G              D/F#   Em
Hey, you know I'm really earning now
   D                   G
My ship came in with a cargo of dollars
   D/F#                  Em         
My name's lit up on the prow
       Bm                          A
It's a wonderful world when you're rolling in dollars
D
Now!