The Worst Band In The World

 C D E   C D Bm/F# E
 chord sequences sound better without 3rds)




[play notes:   BD AC#    BD]

     B                         A
It's one thing to know it but another to admit
          Gmaj7
We're the worst band in the world
       B                 C D E   C D Bm/F# E
But we don't give a....

[play notes:  BD AC#    BD]

   B                             A
If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
     Gmaj7                       B
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
   C       D E    C      D E  C D Bm/F# C
So tune up,       tune up
                        D
Well we've never done a days work in our life
        Eb
And our records sell in zillions
   E                       Bm
It irrigates my heart with greed
   A              Caug  Ab/Gb
To know that you adore  me
   A         Bbdim
Up yours, up mine
       C#m7                   F#7
But up ev'rybody's that takes time
          C            D E
But we're working on it
C            D E    C  D  Bm/F# E
Working on it     - Oo-oo-oo----ooh


[play notes: BD AC# (x3)  BD]


   F#                   C#m
We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies
F#                      C#m
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van

C#m C#m6 C#m   C#m6 C#m   C#m6  C#m C#m6 C#m  C#m6 C#m C#m6  C#m
All be...cause of   cir...cum...stances  way  bey..ond con...trol

G# G#aug G#   G#aug G#  G#aug G# G#aug  B7                    B     Baug
We be... came the   dar.lings of this   thing called rock and roll, ooh

E                       Ebaug
Here I am a record on a jukebox
  E                              C     D   E   C      D E
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh     Play me
C              D               Bm/F#            C#m  B  Bsus4  B
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold

C#m  B  Bsus4  B Daug

E                            Ebaug
Here we are together on your hifi
  E                              C     D
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
E        C D E        C D E        C D E
Fade me,     fade me,     fade me,     fade me   [fade out]