Fat Chance

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Tabbed by| Josh Tyson 
(jotyson@vt.edu)
Additions/Corrections by| Michael 
Slusarz 
(slusarz@bigworm.colorado.edu)
               Kathy Storlauk 
(krs@haven.engin.umich.edu)
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E|0---5---4-| (Play x3) 


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Riff 1 (Clean)|
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Riff 4 (w/Distortion)|
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Riff 7 (w/Distortion and Palm 
Muting)|
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E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|

Riff 8 (w/light distortion)|
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Riff 9 (w/light distortion)|
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Riff 10 (w/Distortion)|
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Lyrics/Song Structure|
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E|--->| Fade in w/E5 (222xxx) 
B|--->| Play Intro over|      

   SA| Boom - *** the bull***'s what
 it is
   Nick| There it is ***ing 311
   SA| *** the bull***'s what it is
   Nick| There it is ***ing 311
   SA| *** the bull***'s what it is
   Nick| There it is ***ing 311
E|--->| Play Riff 1 over| 

Nick|
   You know I'm ready, yes to rock 
steady,
   My name's not Betty or Teddy, but
 Nick
   And I'm what you might call a 
heretic
   Yes, and I am from Nebraska
E|--->| Play Riff 2 over| 

Nick|
   My girl is satisfied, you can ask
 her
   You know I've never visited 
Alaska,
   Huh, where the oil was spilled
   That drunken captain should be 
killed
E|--->| Play Riff 3 over| 

Nick|
   For polluting the sea, an 
atrocity
   But he still walks free, well
   This one goes to all the birds 
that drown
Nick & SA|
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
E|--->| Play Chorus over| 

Nick & SA|
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   SA| Hey Holmes
E|--->| Play Riff 1 over| 

Nick|
   Just ***ed up bull*** too many 
*** fears an panic
   It's time to throw down and so I 
said it words of
   Wisdom that will keep you 
guessing cause
   I'm tired of laying and I'm tired
 of messing around
E|--->| Play Riff 2 over| 

Nick|
   With all those suckers
   Yes, those stupid mother ***ers
   Who put down what we do
   We stand alone with the group 
that's new
E|--->P| lay Riff 3 over| 

Nick|
   If I was a dwarf I'd surely be 
Dopey
   I'm a stone wheat thin you can 
not cope G
   Kick in the teeth a condescending
 frown
Nick & SA|
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
E|--->| Play Chorus over| 

   SA| That's right mother ***er
Nick & SA|
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
E|--->| Play Riff 4 over| 

Nick|
   Yeah, right about now I'd like to
 turn the mic over to my man
   SA Martinez
E|--->| Play Riff 5 over| 

SA|
   I am sly in the mix I am the mix 
master
   Deadly destructor, lyric 
conductor
   Rollin with the rhythm rhymin' 
while I'm rollin
   Go blast the parasites when they 
start to spaz
E|--->| Play Riff 6 and end with 

E|an E5 (022xxx) over| 

SA|
   Nicholas hits hard he's got the 
jazz
   Now the B-boy rocking breakin' 
moves on the floor
   311's stepping loud have them 
yellin for more
   Go on hoping, I'm poetry in 
motion
   When I fire I spray just how I'm 
hopin'
   P-Nut, the bass storm is booming
   And in your mouth the rhythm is 
booming
   P to the N to the U to the T
E|--->| Play Riff 7 (x1)         
B|--->| Play Riff 8 (x3)         
G|--->| Play Riff 9 (x1)         
D|--->| Play Riff 10 (Slowly and 

E|                  
B|                  
G|                  
D|w/emphasis) over| 

Nick & SA|
   Just *** the has-been's and their
 stupid-ass rapping
   Promising bull*** you can't come 
through with
   Do it in the basement no 
complacent
   It's time to kick the *** in
   Begin to win no sin and then
   Share it, declare it in the 
public domain
   Refrain
E|--->| Play Riff 3 over| 

Nick|
   I'd be perfectly sad if rap was a
 fad but it's not
   So I thought I would come out 
with a shot
   Stupid dumb lyrics make you think
 I'm a clown
   I don't give a *** it's time to 
throw down
E|--->| Play Chorus over| 

Nick & SA|
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
   *** the bull*** it's time to 
throw down
E|--->| Play sustained E5 

E|(022xxx) over| 

Nick|
   That's right, knockin' them down
   Nineties, all that



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