E G#m C#m A
            Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
E             G#m
Remember that song by Ice Cube
C#m
  "Today was a good day?"
A
Well, that wasn't today
E   G#m                   C#m A
     No, that wasn't today
E                     G#m
Saw a picture of my ex with a new dude
C#m                     A
Lyin' on a beach in Cancun
                     E
Got me thinkin' this way
G#m          C#m   A
A rainbow of gray


[Pre-Chorus]
E                   G#m             C#m
Wrapped up in these feelings like a goalie glove
A          E            G#m       C#m
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché


[Chorus]
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m                A
Wish someone would take me out
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m                       A
Should probably have some kids by now
E    C#m
If I had
G#m            A
All the shit I wish I had
    E        C#m
I'd still be sad
G#m    A
I'm so sad

[Post-Chorus]
E G#m C#m A
            Yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
E            G#m                      C#m
Maybe it's okay and I shouldn't be ashamed
               A                 E
On the carpet cryin' in a Tool t-shirt
G#m                        C#m   A
  Mama said it's gonna hurt
E                        G#m                   C#m
There'll be a bettеr time and the sun is gonna shine
                     A                   E
I'll bе happy that I felt like shit back then
G#m                   C#m A
I'll be all good when

[Pre-Chorus]
            E                  G#m             C#m
I'm finally wrapped up in good feelings like a goalie glove
A          E            G#m       C#m
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché

[Chorus]
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m                A
Wish someone would take me out
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m                       A
Should probably have some kids by now
E    C#m
If I had
G#m            A
All the shit I wish I had
    E        C#m
I'd still be sad
G#m    A  B
I'm so sad

[Post-Chorus]
E C#m G#m A
           Sad
E C#m G#m A B
           Sad

[Bridge]
E             C#m            G#m        A
Waiting for a dating show to call me up with no luck
G#m          C#m
I'm a budget Nick Lachey (What the fuck?)

[Chorus]
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m                A
Wish someone would take me out
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m                       A
Should probably have some kids by now
E    C#m
If I had
G#m            A
All the shit I wish I had
    E        C#m
I'd still be sad
G#m    A
I'm so sad
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m         A
I can never figure out
E      C#m
I'm so sad
G#m               A
Sing it if you're with me now
     E      C#m
It's not so bad
   G#m            A
If I don't try to fight it back
    E      C#m
But I'm so sad
G#m    A    B
I'm so sad


[Post-Chorus]
E C#m G#m A
           Sad
E C#m G#m A
           Sad
E C#m G#m A
           Sad
E C#m G#m A B
           Sad