Book

Well, I'm gonna write a book
All about how much I love you
And how much I despise
All of the stupid shit you do
Stupid shit you do

I wanna tell you just what I feel
I'm gonna tell you just what I think
I'm gonna open up my heart
And then I'll pour it down the sink, oh
Just because I can

Yeah, and when we're a little older
Oh, and we won't have much to say
You'll run off and get married, Lord
And I'll just fade away
Just fade away

Yeah, and your husband, he'll be mean
Oh, 'cause he's a big rich lawyer man
He wears a suit and tie
And he's got weak feminine hands, oh
From all the paperwork

Yeah, and I'll gеt sick of my hometown
Yeah, and tryin' to right my wrongs
Catch a Greyhound down to Tеxas
Where I know that I belong
Oh, they're just like me there

Yeah, or I might set out for Bristol
Just fifty miles down the road
Catch a one-room down on State Street
Know a place I can call home
Oh, God knows I need a home

Yeah, and life's like a box of chocolates
Oh, 'cause it always makes me sick
Seems like I'm the one
Who gets the shit end of the stick
Most of the time

Yeah, so I'll just write you a rain check
Yeah, till you figure yourself out
Come back when you know
Beyond a shadow of a doubt
You're not the same, oh, no