It's just the wheelhouse can't you see, The TWH doesn't make it worth, the money A glorified rink for skating kids It's really absurd, it is nothing big Wayne, get those goons away from me I got a wristband Wayne, he'll make you wait in the rain Why Wayne, why do you make me wait, in the rain The competition is t half the price Take it from me this is, good advice Humble yourself though it's not your style Then maybe your place would be, worth the while (chorus) New wax floor, three years ago Pay only ten bucks, for a cheap local show With a sound system made to bust eardrums You'll be the square, if you can't come (chorus) Wayne, the king of his domain The lion to the his African plain Wayne, all ya'll look the same Wayne, with the goon train Ain't got no brains Wayne: Administer of pain Don't mess with him You might get slain