If I Were A Liberal

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If I was a liberal, I'd find a 
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way somehow
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To make man think he created God 
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and not the other way around
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And what you see on TV will seem 
like the gospel truth
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And I'd make right look so wrong, 
I'd make wrong look so cool
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Hey, anything to keep you on my 
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level
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If I was a liberal


[Verse 2]
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And if I was a liberal, everyone 
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would just see color
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And I'd take all religions and turn 
them against each other
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I'd sit back and I'd love it, I'd 
watch you fuel the hate
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I'd light fires on the evening news 
and let you fan the flames
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Hey, anything to keep you out of 
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heaven
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If I was a liberal


[Chorus]
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And I'd just keep on doing what 
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I'm doing
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What I'm doing sure is working out
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And if you don't believe me, I 
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could prove it
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Hey, all you need to do is look 
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around
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Yeah, I'd be thinking things just 
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can't get better
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If I was a liberal


[Chorus]
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And I'd just keep on doing what 
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I'm doing
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What I'm doing sure is working out
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And if you don't believe me, I 
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could prove it
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Hey, all you need to do is look 
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around
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Yeah, I'd be thinking things just 
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can't get better
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If I was a liberal


[Verse 3]
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If I was a liberal, when all is 
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said and done
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I'd be the coward that I am, and I'd
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 tuck my tail and run
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I'd hide out in the darkness I'm 
destined to regret
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'Cause if I was Pelosi, hell, I'd 
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be scared to death