Redneck Crazy Revisited

Intro: Em7, Cadd9, D x2

Verse:

        Em7                  Cadd9                 D
Why the hell would you drive through her neighborhood
          Em7                Cadd9         D
You think scaring her is the best way to move on?
            Em7                      Cadd9          D
I'm all for cranking up a little Hank, and sitting on the hood and drinking
        Em7                  Cadd9               D
But if that was my daughters ex out on her front lawn

Chorus 1:

        G                    Cadd9             D
I would shoot the headlights out of his Silverado
        G                      Cadd9               D
Boy the best thing to do right now is get up and go home
        G              Cadd9
All you find here is a fight
        D                          Em7 D
And two wrongs don't make a right
G            Cadd9        D (let ring)
Man up, stop being such a baby
(no chord)
That ain't redneck that's just crazy

Em7, Cadd9, D x2

Verse 2:
         Em7             Cadd9         D
It don't matter how long its been going on
         Em7              Cadd9           D
The only pill you need to swallow is your pride
     Em7              Cadd9           D
Just hop back in your truck, Turn the key and fire it up
          Em7            Cadd9         D
There are better ways to get over her lies

Chorus 2:
        G                   Cadd9            D
Then to aim your headlights into her bedroom window
          G                  Cadd9         D
And throw empty beer cans at both of their shadows
     G                 Cadd9
Even if she broke your heart
    D                        Em7  D
And tore your world apart
G            Cadd9            D (Let ring)
Man up boy, quit being such a baby
(no chord)
That ain't redneck that's just crazy

Em7, Cadd9, D x2

          Em7               Cadd9
You don't have to wish them both the best
D
Endless love and happiness
          Em7               Cadd9
But don't give her the satisfaction
   D
To justify her actions
   Cadd9                       D
By showing up at her house at 3am


Chorus 3:
         G                   Cadd9             D
Instead, aim your headlights down some dusty backroad
           G                  Cadd9               D
Grab your tackle box, case of beer twist up some homegrown
         G             Cadd9
Head out to the lake tonight
        D                      Em7  D
Tie one on and throw a line
G           Cadd9              D (let ring)
Man up boy, quit acting like a baby
(no chord)
That ain't redneck that's just crazy