If Youre Not In Love

         A
 Well I'm trying not to panic
         E
 But I'm gettin' all romantic
          B            A          
 Gettin' soft with everything I 
      E
say and do
             A
 I'm talkin' hours on the phone
         E
 Puttin' on that sweet cologne
          B                A      
 I'm even putting down the toilet 
         E
seat for you



 Oh wait a minute it gets worse
 I found myself holding your purse
 Waiting outside that bra and pantie
 store
 My boss' wife walked by
 She spotted me and told me hi
 And I knew then
 I was in for it for sure


             A
 Now all the boys down at the shop 
know
          E
 And they sure do find it funny
       A
 They say you've changed my ways
                 B
 And that you're spending all my 
money



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 [Chorus]
       A                 E
 Honey if you're not in love
 A                B
 If you're not in love
 A                E
 If you're not in love
 A                    B  E  A  E  B
 Oh if you're not in love...

 Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble


 I get this lump in my throat
 I think I sold my boat
 So I could buy that diamond ring 
for you
 Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'
 That since I can't go fishin'
 You don't make me sell my golf 
clubs too


 Now all the boys down at the shop 
know
 And they laughed until I cried
 I told them If I mess this up
 My mamma's gonna tear my hide


 [Chorus]
       A                 E
 Honey if you're not in love
 A                B
 If you're not in love
 A                E
 If you're not in love
 A                    B  E  A  E  B
 Oh if you're not in love...

 Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble


        A
 I gave up that can of snuff
          E
 No more NASCAR on TV
       A
 Honey If that ain't enough
      E
 This may be the death of me


 [Chorus]
       A                 E
 Honey if you're not in love
 A                B
 If you're not in love
 A                E
 If you're not in love
 A                    B  E  A  E  B
 Oh if you're not in love...