When All Those Aggies Move To Austin

          G       D         
You'e the devil's daughter in 
     C
disguise
         G               D     
So don't try to hide the fire in 
       C
your eyes
D                                 
Girl you must be stupid cause you 
C                 G
just don't have a clue
     D                   C        
Even hell frozen over is warmer 
             D
than my love for you

CHORUS:
               G      D       C
When all those Aggies move to Austin
    G           D          C
And Beaumont is covered in snow
         G          D          C
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
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C            D                 G
Darlin' then you can come back home

VERSE 2:
G            D                 C
You sure can shake your little round
 behind
         G          D      C
But your hour glass figure won't buy
 you my time
D                            C   
You know how to work it Lord 
                G
knows it's worked before
     D                             
This time you leave your butt will 
C                            D
have the imprint of my front door

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
F                          G
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
F                        G
And Texans forget the Alamo
C            D         G   D/F#  Em
When Lubbock opens up a ski resort
        F                          
And the Brazos is straighter than 
  D
an arrow

CHORUS
    C     D/F#      Em
But don't hold your breath
C    D               G
Then you can come back home