Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!

Bartender! My friend! Sure I'll have another round!
And while you're at it, pour some for the entire town!
We're all merry and need alcohol for our face!
If we can't receive it here, we'll find some other place!

So, yes, I would like another!
Pour me another glass
Why, yes, I would like another!
But no, I don't have the cash!

Bartender! My friend! What's that that you've got for me?
Well I'll be damned it's a glass full of stuff that looks like pee!
But I know better than that, for this stuff tastes like no piss.
The fun of gin, tonic, and scotch is something I'd surely never miss!

So, yes, I would like another!
Alcohol is what truly soothes the soul.
Why, yes, I would like another!
By the way, do you serve it in a bowl?
So, yes, I would like another!
I'd like it all the time!
Why, yes, I would like another!
It's time to drink and stop this song of rhyme!

Hoorah!