Benjamin And Jumble

I've a friend called Benjamin who rents a first floor flat
diirectly opposite the Midland bamk
His best friend's called Jumble
He met her in a church hall
She didn't have a clue, what a glass of alcohol could do

She loved him, he loves her so
Jumble made herself at home
A bar for the boys and a drink for the girls

I hope I fall in love tonight
I hope I fall inlove tonight
The moon is full
The stars are bright
I hope I fall in love tonight

Threee months later the rot set in
She realsied the state he was in
And late one night, she called me
said she had to get put
She had it up to here and without a doubt
She was miserable and so kissable

She'd grown tired of intimacy
He's grabbed her by the throat you see
She ended up in casualty

I hope I fall in love tonight
I hope I fall inlove tonight
The moon is full
The stars are bright
I hope I fall in love tonight

From now on the song gets brighter
My broad shoulders helped to comfort her
She soon forgot
We fell in love along the ay
I'm still with her to this very day
It's miraculous, I'm so vacuous

She loves me I love her so
24 kids and a mobile phone
A pipe and slippers and an old settee

I'm deep in debt and finally
I'v efound the fliipin' life for me
I'm settled down in London town
And nothing's gonna get me down