The other day noelle and I stopped a fight outside the bar
This guy was going crazy on his girl as she cried in his car
(Dude what are you doing?)
So we called the cops and called our friends
Ordered wine like 10 glasses to split
Took our meds and we were fine (it's all good)
Boy I thought about you
And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, times you left bruised
Now I put a hex on you
Never having sex with you again
You we're just a dumb ass, kept fighting, abusive ex-boyfriend
Noelle's gonna cause a scene if you're ever calling me again
We're just gonna put a hex on you
That's just what friends do
Noelle and I have spent some time in heartbreak hotel
Crying on each other shoulders, throwing pictures off the shelf
(He sucks)
Suddenly we're not twenty we won't be fooled again
So if you dare don't, don't
Gonna put a hex on you
Never having sex with you again
You we're just a dumb ass, kept fighting, abusive ex-boyfriend
Noelle's gonna cause a scene if you're ever calling me again
We're just gonna put a hex on you
That's just what friends do
Baby call me, call me a bitch
It might be true
But I'd watch my back if, if I were you
Cause I'm not a bitch, I'm just a witch
Gonna put a hex on you
Never having sex with you again
You we're just a dump ass, kept fighting, abusive ex-boyfriend
Noelle's gonna cause a scene if you're ever calling me, me again
We're gonna put a hex on you
That's just what friends do
Noelle and I are doing fine and it's no thanks to you