( G  D  Em  C ) 2x

             G          D
I hate your dumb, tattoo
              Em             C
I wish you'd fly, to the moon
                    G         D
Where there are no girls to use
          Em     C
Or screw over

                   G            D
I'm laughing cause I lied, you know
            Em                 C
I said you sound like All Time Low
            G
You really don't
       D          Em
Even though you try hard
      C
You try hard

G
  I bet you're gonna hear this song
D
  I bet you're gonna sing along and
Em                                         C
  tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. Oh
G
  And I bet you didn't know
D
  That you sound like a girl
Em                                    C
  Every time you call me when you're drunk
Em
  And all that I wanna say
C                   G
  Is you really suck
G                   D                Em                 C
  (sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)

          G          D
I hate the scar, above
            Em                    C
Your eye it looks like you're on drugs
        G           D                      Em       C
And you really need to learn to wash your hair

             G     D
Overall, you're not a catch
 Em*                
You're just a dumbass
                G
Bleachin' your hair
         D           Em
Well I hope it all falls out
C
And it falls out


G
  I bet you're gonna hear this song
D
  I bet you're gonna sing along and
Em                                         C
  tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. Oh
G
  And I bet you didn't know
D
  That you sound like a girl
Em                                    C
  Every time you call me when you're drunk
Em
  And all that I wanna say
C                   G
  Is you really suck
G                   D                Em                 C
  (sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah)


         G
Oh and thanks for
D                 Em
Telling all your lies, cause
C            G
Now I realize
    D             Em     C
I'd rather date a rock

         G
Oh and thanks for
D                    Em
The tickets to your show
        C             G
I just wanted you to know
          D             Em   C
All your band mates are hotter than you


G*                                        Em*
I bet you're gonna hear this song and say

(oh my god, she's so obsessed with me dude)

But no


G
  And I bet you didn't know
D
  That you sound like a girl
Em                                    C
  Every time you call me when you're drunk
G
  I bet you're gonna hear this song
D
  I bet you're gonna sing along and
Em                                         C
  tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. 

But no
G
  And I bet you didn't know
D                                   Em
  I talked to all the girls that you were with when you were with me
         C
And they said
               G
You really suck