You thought I wouldn't find out But honey, if I don't know, I'll dream it You better tell the truth Knowing things without knowing them is my gift A harmful love is like being in quicksand You said you were religious, but you denied me worse than Peter You took inspiration from Judas to kiss me You were right to tell me to take care What a fool I was! You came with a warning of harm What irony! You're the Misfortune's Cherry Cake You said you loved me, but you acted behind my back You took inspiration from Judas to betray me What kind of people do that! I guess love wasn't meant for humans And I guess I wasn't crazy to suspect her I forgot that you were nice to women Especially in winter She's still wearing her beautiful diamond mask Walking smiling with a white dress While you hold her hand If you knew that she's investigated my life to be with you? She was obsessed with me But if I say so, they'll think I'm crazy What irony! You're the Misfortune's Cherry Cake You said you loved me, but you acted behind my back You took inspiration from Judas to betray me What kind of people do that! I guess love wasn't meant for humans And I guess I wasn't crazy to suspect you The clouds know all about you As long as she has the diamond mask You will continue living in her lie You manipulated me But now you are manipulated by someone else I guess love disguises itself as sugar And I guess I'm not crazy to tell you That you're the Misfortune's Cherry Cake What irony! (Where else have I heard this story, of course) (Charles, Diana and Camila) My mistake wasn't being blind It was being good and trusting too much (you know I'm right) Oh, no! (Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh) What irony! You're the Misfortune's Cherry Cake (that tops off a fantastic year) You said you loved me, but you acted behind my back (you know it's true) You took inspiration from Judas to betray me (you can't deny it) What kind of people do that! I guess love wasn't meant for humans And I guess I wasn't crazy to suspect about your lies