Christmas Is A Pain In The Arse
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G Silent night, holy night,D7 G C D D7 No..........G Granny breaking wind under theC mistletoeD Getting cards from people that youG don't really knowEm Am One look at auntie makes you wanna throwD It's not good you know, not good you know.G C Eat so much food you can't see your feetD G Seeing all the relatives you don't wanna meetEm Am Lose a Christmas game so you have to cheatD It's not good you know, not good you know,D7 It's not good you know, woh.Continues after the adA D Christmas is a pain in the arseE A I hoped last year that it just wouldn't lastD Christmas is a pain in the arseE Such a pain, it gets you in theE7 brain, such a pain.G C The decorations go up in October nowD For twelve days of Christmas all weG do is rowEm Am I'm off next year to see Chairman MaoD I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back.G C Yellow brick road is always on the boxD G No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socksEm Am It's no fun so I just drink lotsD Lots and lots, lots and lots, lotsD7 and lots.A D Christmas is a pain in the arseE A I hoped last year that it just wouldn't lastD Christmas is a pain in the arseE Such a pain, it gets you in theE7 brain, such a pain.A D Christmas is a pain in the arseE A I hoped last year that it just wouldn't lastD Christmas is a pain in the arseE Such a pain, it gets you in theE7 A brain, such a pain: Christmas!