Christmas Is A Pain In The Arse

G                       
Silent night, holy night, 
  D7               G C  D  D7
No..........
G                            
Granny breaking wind under the 
  C
mistletoe
D                                  
Getting cards from people that you 
G
don't really know
Em                           Am
One look at auntie makes you wanna 
throw
     D
It's not good you know, not good you
 know.
G                          C
Eat so much food you can't see your 
feet
D                            G
Seeing all the relatives you don't 
wanna meet
Em                           Am
Lose a Christmas game so you have to
 cheat
     D
It's not good you know, not good you
 know,
                        D7
It's not good you know, woh.
Continúa después del anuncio
A              D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
  E                       A
I hoped last year that it just 
wouldn't last
               D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E                             
Such a pain, it gets you in the 
                E7
brain, such a pain.
    G                      C
The decorations go up in October now
    D                              
For twelve days of Christmas all we
 G
 do is row
    Em                   Am
I'm off next year to see Chairman 
Mao
    D
I'm not coming back, I'm not coming 
back.
G                           C
Yellow brick road is always on the 
box
D                  G
No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks
Em               Am
It's no fun so I just drink lots
D                                 
Lots and lots, lots and lots, lots
          D7
 and lots.
A              D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
  E                       A
I hoped last year that it just 
wouldn't last
               D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E                             
Such a pain, it gets you in the 
                  E7
brain, such a pain.
A              D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
  E                       A
I hoped last year that it just 
wouldn't last
               D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E                             
Such a pain, it gets you in the 
                  E7  A
brain, such a pain: Christmas!