Ode To the Armed Services
Ace Troubleshooter
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Andy's gonna be a marine
He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans
He'll be out there digging a latrine
Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine
Andy's gonna be a marine
He'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen
He'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine
Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine
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I can crush you! I can pound you!
It'll be so nifty
The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and