Bubble Gum Or Bad Karma
Adam Carroll
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G A couple three bucks for a can ofC G snuff was money poorly spentC G Didn't see a girl or a car aroundD so I threw it on the hot cementG Well I parked the car and I went toC G school when I came back in hasteC G There was a big ol wad of bubbleD G gum that was sitting in its place Chorus:C G The sticky side of the yin andD G yang on my shoes cramps my styleC G Some joker's chomping on a bigA7 league chew with a big fat BuddhaD smileG Counting out my change from theC I-ching I can't help but hold aG grudgeC G Was it bubble gum or bad karma,D G let my guru be the judgeC G Was it bubble gum or bad karma,D G let my guru be the judge My foot got stuck when I hit the gas and I swerved to miss a skunk And I ram into a bus load full of ten Tibetan monksContinues after the adThe bus was wrecked, nobody got hurt, but they cussed me really loud I said I guess this was the first time that y'all broke your silence vow I said please don't call the cops man and I offered them some wine We played Chinese checkers and they beat me every time They stole the car and they grabbed the wine they said you were bound to lose And I got left on the side of the road with bubble gum on my shoes Chorus:C G The sticky side of the yin andD G yang on my shoes cramps my styleC G Some joker's chomping on a bigA7 league chew with a big fat BuddhaD smileG Counting out my change from theC I-ching I can't help but hold aG grudgeC G Was it bubble gum or bad karma,D G let my guru be the judgeC G Was it bubble gum or bad karma,D G let my guru be the judge I limped my way back into town and the blues came down on me Couldn't get back to my humble home cause the monks had took my keys Sat down on the doormat and I hung my head and wept Spent the night trying to meditate out on my front porch steps I think Ho Chi Minh's got herpes but Confucious was really cool Bubble gum makes you stutter, snuff just makes you drool Well I might come back as the Dalai Lama or I might come back as a clown But I hope that things go better in my next time around Chorus:C G The sticky side of the yin andD G yang on my shoes cramps my styleC G Some joker's chomping on a bigA7 league chew with a big fat BuddhaD smileG Counting out my change from theC I-ching I can't help but hold aG grudgeC G Was it bubble gum or bad karma,D G let my guru be the judgeC G Was it bubble gum or bad karma,D G let my guru be the judge Might come back as the Dalai Lama, Might not come back at all Might come back as a holy cow grazing in Nepal Or I might come back as an outlaw rickshaw driver named Omar I wanna be picking the Hindu blues with Ravi Shankar
