No Legs

F#:  244322
Bm:  x24432
E:   022100

Capo 1

All chords and fingerings relative 
to capo


intro and verses:

E|---0---2-0----------5----------
B|-----2-------------------------
G|-2---------2----6-----6--------
D|------------------7-------7--2-
A|------------------------7------
E|--------------5----------------

E|----4-0------0---2-0---| 
B|3-0------------2-------| 
G|-----------2---------2-| 
D|--------2--------------| 
A|-----------------------| 
E|-----------------------| 

There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl 
with no legs
Just tell her you love her as she's 
crawling away
There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch
 with no faith
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Now you'll never be sad again

F#
Loving you are the two best things
                            Bm
in a world that's skipping town
E
Reaching blind into the deepest 
mouth
                        F#
in the brownest place around

(back to verse)
There's something amiss in her 
cum-stained lips
So I get the first kiss before she 
takes the last bite
Genital outlaws in a positive way
And an everything bagel too

F#
Getting strangled by the junkie 
priest
                            Bm
as the boys get stoned in school
E
there's a knock at your door and 
your parents come in
they thought you were a different 
F#
girl

(back to verse)
So if you're alone when your parents
 aren't home
And no one can see your incestous 
tree
No need to contain what the sparrows
 can say
Now you'll never be sad again