7 Foot Man

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I'm the seven foot man, I've 
commited no crime
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Bumping my head into doorways, it 
happens all the time
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I'm seven feet tall and I repeat
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They don't make a ski boot that 
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can fit my feet
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I'm seven feet tall and I don't 
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play basketball

[Verse]
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I'm seven feet tall, but I'm still 
just a man
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So of course it hurts me a lot when 
I walk into the ceiling fan
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Small people say, "I wish I was him"
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But it's been nine years since 
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I've had a trim
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The barber said, "I can't reach 
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the top of his head"

[Bridge]
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Seven foot man
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I cannot hide
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Seven foot man
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I know 'cause I've tried
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Seven foot man
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My last girlfriend died
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Because my penis is seven foot wide

[Verse]
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So the next time you see me walking 
around
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And my head's right about to hit 
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a tree branch tell me to duck down
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And I'll pay you back soon you 
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will see
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By getting your frisbee down from
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 that tree
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I do what I can, I m the seven 
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foot man

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