Barmitzva Boy
Adam Sandler
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G Thirteenth birthdayD People come from far awayG Aunts and uncles show upD I brush my fro upG Feeling skittishD People speaking YiddishG Buy a freaky suit and tieD Tailor's hanging on my thighG Practice for the whole yearD Paralyzed with fearG Hebrew flash cards on my wallsD Voice is changing, dropped my ballsG Dad's mad at the costD Too bad Mom's the bossG D Grandmas are full of joyG For the Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Okay, up on the podiumD I'm staring out at everyoneContinues after the adG Can't remember how it goesD Whistle from my rabbi's noseG Oh, man, this is itD Make up some crazy shitG Baruch atah, a cha-cha-chaD Everybody says, "Good job"G Now I'm done, sweet reliefD Lipstick on Mama's teethG Catholic friends all ask me thisD "What the fuck is a knish?"G Kids are all coming inD Checks and bonds and fountain pensG Make a bank depositD Make out in the closetG He's the Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD Bar Mitzvah boyG Bar Mitzvah boyD (Bar Mitzvah boy)G The rabbi does the Electric SlideD Grandma's ass is six feet wideG Party music never stopsD All my friends drinking schnappsG Boys are short, girls are tallD Pass me the alcoholG Chug as much as I canD Vomit on the klezmer bandG Mom and Dad yell at meD This strains my familyG But I'm a man, so I don't careD Got my first mustache hairG I'm the Bar Mitzvah boy [Chorus]D (Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD Bar Mitzvah boy)G Bar Mitzvah boyD Bar Mitzvah boy)C And it's the best day of my lifeD Until three years laterC When my parents stopG Making me go to temple.