Bum Biddy

Em
Every one in this room has been 
associated with Whitey,
Either through basketball, or the 
mall, or the various odd jobs he 
does around town for
free or at most a dollar
Em
I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of 
you have either laughed in Whitey's 
face or
ruthlessly made fun of his feet or 
voice or shortness or his sister 
when he wasn't looking
Em
But the next time he'd see you he'd 
still go out of his way to wave and 
smile and ask
you about your mother's operation or
 something like that because he 
unlike us actually
cares about some one other then 
himself
The reason I bring this up to you is
 because I was the worst offender of
 all
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My life was simply going no were
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Then a tiny little man rushed to my 
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side
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He should've gotten a big thank you
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Instead he got a port-a-potty ride
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I was such a sh*t-head
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But he never quit on me
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'Till i told him he was useless
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And his sister was freaky
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Once when we were watching Sunday 
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football
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A fuzzy screen was all that we could
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 see
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Whitey came over with a hanger
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And spent the game on top of our 
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T.V.
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And when the lightning struck him
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He let out a wicked loud yell
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But we just turned up the volume
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And ignored the burning smell we 
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should all rot in hell
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I went to high school with Whitey
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As a joke I told him to meet me at 
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the prom
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When he got there I said, 'I can't 
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believe you thought I was serious'
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So he ran home crying and 
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slow-danced with his mom
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What a crushing blow to Whitey
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I bet you wish you could take it 
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back
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How could you all be so mean to 
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Whitey?
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Sound to me like you are all on 
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crack
Am                                
Tonight Whitey was counting on 
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this town to show that we care
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But the first time he really needed
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 us we weren't there
And on Christmas Eve and the last 
night of Hannukah
It's just not fair
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Em                                
I wonder if that guy ever wiped 
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his ass with the wrong hand (Yes)
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