Happy Hanukkah

off the album 'WHAT THE HELL 
HAPPENED TO ME?'
Tabbed by Samy Arbid (*)


Chords: A x02220 - D xx0232 - E 
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Little thing says:

This is a song, that uh, there's 
alot of Christmas songs out there, 
but not too
many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a 
song for all those nice little 
Jewish kids
who don't get to hear any Hanukkah 
songs. Here we go...


Intro:

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Put on your yalmulka, here comes 
Hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate 
Hanukkah,


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Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we 
have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in 
town with out a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are 
Jewish, just like you and me:


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David Lee Roth lights the me norrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and 
the late Dinah Shore-ah

Continues after the ad
Guess who eats together at the 
Karnickey Deli,
Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur 
Fonzerrelli.

(pause for giggle)


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Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie 
Hawn's half too,

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Put them together--what a fine 
lookin' Jew!

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Chorus:

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You don't need Deck the Halls or 
Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with 
Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both 
Jewish!

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Interlude:

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Put on your yalmulka, it's time for 
Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle 
Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah.


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 O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!

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 But guess who is...Hall of 
Famer--Rod Carew--(he converted!)

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We got Ann Landers and her sister 
Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter 
Jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebeneezer 
Scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is: 
All three stooges.


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Chorus:

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So many Jews are in show biz--
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his 
agent is.

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Outro:

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Tell your friend Veronica, it's time
 you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this 
lovely, lovely Hanukkah.

If you really, really wanna-kah, 
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah.

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