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im sitting in my chair, watching the tv
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its not even on but theres plenty for me to see
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i just lit some crazy ass shit
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that my friend overnight mailed to me
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im fucking wasted
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its the best shit i ever tasted
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i think they fucking laced it
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cause im so damn lamb basted
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well spent the last two hours
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hiding under my bed
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cause i looked in the garbage can and
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i think i saw my uncle louie's head
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im fucking wasted