Ok if you've ever seen the movie wedding singer this is a song in it. I realy like it so 
figured it out. The first part is palm-muting.
Ok, here we go!
  E                  funky B7          funky A
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
 You don't know how    much I            need you

E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
When your near me    I  don't         feel blue

E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
And when we kissed I  know you need me   too

E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
I can't beleive I   found a love thats so  pure and true.

Then here comes the chorus...

this is full chords...

E          B7      A
But it all was bullshit!
E        B7       A
It was a god damn joke!
E          B7       A
and when I think of you, Linda,
E          B7      A
I hope you fucking choke!

E                  funky B7          funky A
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
I hope you're glad with what you've done  to me.

E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
I lay in bed all day long feeling melencholy.

E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
B------------------|-----------------|---------------|
G--1111111111111111|--22222222-------|--22222222-----|
D--2222222222222222|--11111111-------|--22222222-----|
A--2222222222222222|--22222222-------|---------------|
E------------------|-----------------|---------------|
You left me here all alone tears running constantly

E           B7      A
Oh somebody kill me please!
E        B7      A
somebody kill me please!
E               B7
I'm on my knees pretty pretty please!
A
Kill me!
E       B7 A
I wan't to die!
E                  E   B7    A    E
Put a bullet in my head!___________

Fin!


yes #2!!