Station 69

C                                  
  It’s awfully cold in outer space 
F
today
     C
  The earth is just a tiny speck
G
  A million miles away
Am                           E
  I’m floating through the darkness
C                          D
  There’s nothing much to see
C                        F
  And a Cosmonaut named Yuri
C
  Is the only one with me


[Chorus 1]
F                      G
  Now we’re in zero gravity
C                           Am
  Just spinning round and round
F                              G
  The next thing you know I’m right 
side up
C                       Am
  And Yuri’s upside down
F                               G
  My penis accidentally goes In his 
mouth
C                               D
  His penis accidentally goes in 
          D7
mine
          D                       C
  Yes, it’s just another accident
     F           C
  On Station 69


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[Verse 2]
C                                  
  It’s awfully cold In outer space 
F
tonight
C
  I sent a message back to Earth
G
  To tell them we’re all right, yes
Am                     E
  I check the telescopes
C                            D
  And look for instruments to fix
C                            F
  But my favorite part of space
      C
  Is when we suck each other’s dicks


[Chorus 2]
F                            G
  We’re spinning around in circles
C                      Am
  And it feels very nice
F                              G
  When we kiss each other’s penis 
tips
C                      Am
  It seems like paradise
F                           G
  We’re travelling in light speed
C                Am         D7
  It’s an intergalactic ride
D                            C
  Well, we used to have a monkey


Remember?
  F                         C
  But I fucked it till it died


[Chorus Outro]
F                         G
  Yes, we’re in zero gravity
C                          Am
  Just spinning round and round
F                           
  The next thing you know I’m 
   G
right-side up
C                   Am
  And I am upside down
Am               D               
  He accidentally puts his penis 
           G
In my mouth
Am                            D
  And he puts his penis in mine
C                            F
  Yes, it’s just another accident
C                             F
  It’s just another thing That on 
purpose I did
C
  It’s… It’s just…
C                         F
  It’s just another afternoon
C
  On Station 69