Hey, Hey!
I Want A Chinese Takeaway
Hey, Hey!
Wow Wow Wow! (2x)

Went to the fish shop
Went to the chip shop
Went to the burger shop
Didn't have a long stop

Hey, Hey!
I Want A Chinese Takeaway
Hey, Hey!
Wow Wow Wow! (2x)

Went to these places
Didn't like their faces
No Television
No Competition

Hey, Hey!
I Want A Chinese Takeaway
Hey, Hey!
Wow Wow Wow! (2x)

Hey, Hey!
I Want A Chinese Takeaway
Hey, Hey!
Wow Wow Wow! (2x)

Now I'm in the right shop
To stop my hunger
Can't make my mind up
I'll just pick a number

Hey, Hey!
I Want A Chinese Takeaway
Hey, Hey!
Wow Wow Wow! (6x)