Lumpy Space Princess' version:
These Lumps,
I know you wanna slump up on,
These Lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
A Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!
Candy People's version:
These Lumps,
I know you wanna slump up on,
these Lumps,
But you can't 'cause you're a chump!
these Lumps,
so go back home, back to your Duuuuuuuuuuuuuump!