Geek Anthem

C              F            Am   
You point and laugh because I am a 
  G
virgin
C F Am G
Well haha, so’s my imaginary 
girlfriend
C F Am G
I look at her, she knows what Im 
after
C F Am G
Blow me like a dragon, I’ll be your 
dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my 
cape on
I always wear it for the star wars 
marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at 
all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

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C G Am F
We live at home, no where to go, 
look around, were all alone
C G Am F
We watch tv and sleep till three, 
you call us losers, but we’re as 
happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let 
me in
You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic 
to oxygen
I collect action figures, please 
dont call them “dolls”
The athletes never let me play with 
them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could
 ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy 
does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me 
tough

[Bridge]

C G
Bazinga
Am
Scissors paper rock
F
Lizard beating Spock
C G
Bazinga
Am
I used to play World of Warcraft
F
But then I took a vagina to the cock