I'm in love with a gangster
He's got a gun that goes bang, bang, bang
I'm in love with a hipster
He's got a keychain that, clang clang clang

I'm in love with a DJ
He plays a song that gets me on the dance floor
I download it when I get home
It goes something, something like

I got my drop top (ready)
I got my new wave (playing)
I got my raybans (glaring)
And I'm ready to
I'm at the disco (Monday)
I'm at the metro (Friday)
And when I get you (home)
I'm ready to love

I'm not vain
I'm just maximizing
There's no harm in being fabulous
If you don't get it (sorry)
I've got more funk than (moby)
I am the bees knees
And I am ready to love
Ready to love

I'm in love, with a scene girl
She gives me x's and o, o, o's
I'm in love with a soulja boy
He tells me super super soak that ho

I'm in love with a rock star
He tells me play him on guitar hero
I download it when I get home
It goes something, something like

I got my drop top (ready)
I got my new wave (playing)
I got my raybans (glaring)
And I'm ready to
I'm at the disco (Monday)
I'm at the metro (Friday)
And when I get you (home)
I'm ready to love

I'm not vain
I'm just maximizing
There's no harm in being fabulous
If you don't get it (sorry)
I've got more funk than (moby)
I am the bees knees
And I am ready to love
Ready to love