Bm D A G  4x

G 3x

[Verse 1]

  Bm         D             A        G
why can't we rearrange the tectonic plates?
        Bm              D            A           G
there's another painted woman at the foot of the stage
Bm         D                 A              G
blue eyes, black thighs, you don't give a damn
        Bm               D              A            G
as every cheek in this room prepares to give you a hand

G 3x

[Verse 2]

 Bm            D              A       G
cheap beer and moonlight were never enough
          Bm           D                A        G
and every time i cried wolf, you had to call my bluff
Bm             D             A           G
you'd start to call me more fashionable names
    Bm           D           A          G
and i chipped my teeth on our wedding day

G 3x

[Chorus]

Bm          D           A       G
bang, bang, bang goes the front door
    Bm          D            A            G
and bang, bang, bang goes my heart to the floor
Bm         D           A           G
you'd be a liar if you settled for more
    Bm            D             A      G
oh, these are the plights of the ever-unsure

G 3x

Bm D A G 4x

G 3x

[Verse 3]

 Bm           D               A           G
if we do this your way, it'll never be through
           Bm       D          A          G
we've got a lot to say and even less to do
   Bm            D             A              G
bloodlust is the ticket, and contrition is fraud
             Bm         D             A         G
you'll have a hell of a time crawling back to the start

G 3x

[Verse 4]

Bm         D          A             G
build me a cradle and make it swing deep
           Bm            D              A             G
and you can tell all the neighbors that i just went to sleep
Bm         D           A           G
you'd be a liar if you settled for less
  Bm           D           A           G
Oh, you'd be a liar if you settled for less
  Bm           D           A           G
Oh, you'd be a liar if you settled for less

G 
Oh...
        Bm         D                  A       G      G 3x
so just cut off my hands and watch me try to undress