Radioactive Cat
Agony Aunts
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My thyroid is hyper, my uranium's depleted
I eat a sandpiper when iodine's needed
My butterfly shaped gland won't regulate
My abnormally high metabolic rate
Radioactive cat, Radioactive cat
Radioactive Shadow, Radioactive cat
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There's a doctor in White Plains
With a condo to place me in
To cure all my night pains
Won't you take me there Stacy Lynn?