C          Bm                G                  Em
They're all still on their honeymoon
C              Bm            G
Just read the dialogue balloon
Em         G
Everyone loves you ?
Bm               Am
Why should they not?
C        Bm                G            Em
And I'm the only one who knows
C                        Bm           G
That Disneyland's about to close
F                              G   Bm    Am
I don't suppose you've give it a shot
Dm7                   F/C
Knowing all that you've got

Chorus
C                  Bm    G            G/F#
Are cigarettes and Red Vines
C                             Bm
Just close your eyes, 'cause baby
G                        G/F#
You never do know
C                             Bm
And I'll be on the sidelines
G               G/F#
With my hands tied
C              Bm       G
Watching the show


Verse 2
Will, it's always fun and games until
It's clear you haven't got the skill
in keeping the gag from
Going too far
So you're running 'round the parking lot
'Til every lightning bug is caught
Punching some pinholes
In the lid of the a jar
While we wait in the car

Chorus

Middle
                     Bm          F#         G
And tell me, would it kill you
                     Bm         F#         G
Would it really spoil everything
                       Bm        F#        G
If you didn't blame yourself
            Bm        F#      G
Do you know what I mean?

Chorus

Coda
           C        Bm     G
Watching the show
            C        Bm   G
Watching the show
          C        Bm     G
Watching the show