The Switch

Ok let’s take it from the top
It all started when she walked his way
This might sound optimistic but it’s not
Reads out more like a tragedy
He said
Can I have your number baby
Whatcha here to do?
She said
If that’s how you come on baby
You ain’t got a clue
Few hours later, they’re going home together
One changed for the worse
And one changed for the better

Then they kissed
And all the power shifts
He was chasing her and she chose to decline
But now she’s on his trail and he hasn’t got the time
And then they kissed
Disaster striking quick
It’d seem idiotic if it wasn’t so rich
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch

Nah nah now she’s not gonna stop
‘Til she gets some of his attention
Kept her pride but she went and blew her shot
Why’s she always in this position?
She said
Can we do this over?
Can we start this all again?
He said
Actually I was thinking we should just stay friends
She starts recallin’ the night they hit a wall and
What they could’ve missed
She almost had him pinned

Then they kissed
And all the power shifts
He was chasing her and she chose to decline
But now she’s on his trail and he hasn’t got the time
And then they kissed
Disaster striking quick
It’d seem idiotic if it wasn’t so rich
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch

Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch
Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch

And then they kissed
And all the power shifts
He was chasing her and she chose to decline
But now she’s on his trail and he hasn’t got the time
And then they kissed
Disaster striking quick
One half is platonic
Karma sucks, life’s a bitch
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch

Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch
Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Oh how it’s ironic
Dealing with a switch