Asians Eat Weird Things

                    Em
So I told her like oooh, baby
  G                            
I know that it looks crazy, but 
 F#
actually it's tasty
                    D              
I'm talking about fooood, me and my
 friends eat weird things unlike you
Bm
 ooh
Part of my culture it's just how we 
Em
do
  G                              
I know that it sounds crazy, but 
F#
it's ok I'm Asian


(ANDD W)
          D
I'm like "Girl whatcha eatin for 
today?"

Put that bread down, lets go and run
 away
        Bm
Cuz I'm Asian, I don't know if you 
could tell

I eat a few things Apple Bee's don't
 sell

          Em
Ever had dim sum in the mornin' 
light?

I know this chicken feet ain't 
lookin very nice
           G
But if you taste it, I know you'll 
really like
        F#
eat the skin but leave the bones 
aiighht?


D
Look at me look at me eating tripe 
now

Look at you look at you this is life
 now
Bm
it's fresh, more organic than fa--st
 food

You could say it looks a lot more 
natural


Em
No this egg ain't hundred years old

And no this cabbage ain't got no 
mold
    G
And I was hoping she would have a 
taste!
    F#
she took one bite and just made a 
face

CHORUS:
(AJ)
                    D
So I told her like oooh, baby
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       Bm
You're so amazed by everything that 
I eat
                   Em
So I told her like oooh, baby
   G                             
I know that it sounds crazy, but 
F#
it's ok it's tasty
                  D             
I'm talking about fo--od, we got 
                             Bm
different social norms than you
Part of my culture it's just how we 
Em
do
          G                        
She said, I don't like this 
    F#
platter, I pro'bly win fear factor


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         D
Yeah, yeah, I said "Girl whatcha eat
 during weekdays"

She said "salad and pasta each day"
Bm
But what about Asian food?

You neva get the chance, cuz you 
neva date Asian dudes!


Em
She said, I liked the weird stuff 
growing up

But stopped in High School it wasn't
 cool enough
        G
Cuz you can't serve blood cubes at 
prom
     F#
And Stinky tofu just sounds wrong


D
Stop pretending, you don't like 
fermented

I admit the smell can be offensive
Bm
But it tastes so good that you won't
 need another man

Let the flavors take you back to the
 motherland


Em
So I can take you back to my mother 
and

She can teach you how to cook 
without butter and-
 G
"What do you mean I'm being 
patriarchal?"
   F#
"Ooh ok, I mean I can cook"

CHORUS:
(AJ)
                   D
So I told her like ooh, baby
       Bm
You'll be amazed by everything I eat
                   Em
So I told her like ooooh ooo, baby
   G                               
I know that it looks crazy, But I'm
  F#
 telling you it's tasty
      D                          
It's balut, there's a duck embryo 
              Bm
inside just look,
                            Em
No offense to PETA but it's good
               G              
Oooh oooh, I told you it looks 
                F#
crazy, but you know it's so tasty

     D
From Manila to Hong Kong

Bangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan
Bm
Seoul, Singapore, Saigon

Jakarta, Beijing there's more
 Em
Phnompenh, Kuala Lumpur, eat it up 
baby that's raw
       G                           
"Hell no! we don't eat no dog, the 
      F#
most exotic it gets is frog"


CHORUS:
(AJ)
                    D
So I told her like oooh, baby
     Bm
It's not amazing all the things that
 we eat
                   Em
So I told her like oooh ooh, baby
  G                                
I know that it looks crazy, but 
  F#
it's pro'bly cuz we're Asian
                 D
I'm talkin' bout food
We got different social norms than 
 Bm
you
Can't change my culture it's just 
       Em
how we do
    G
She told me it looks crazy
       F#
I said it's okay I'm Asian!