Asians Eat Weird Things

                    Em
So I told her like oooh, baby
  G                             F#
I know that it looks crazy, but actually it's tasty
                    D                                                Bm
I'm talking about fooood, me and my friends eat weird things unlike you ooh
                                    Em
Part of my culture it's just how we do
  G                              F#
I know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok I'm Asian


(ANDD W)
          D
I'm like "Girl whatcha eatin for today?"

Put that bread down, lets go and run away
        Bm
Cuz I'm Asian, I don't know if you could tell

I eat a few things Apple Bee's don't sell

          Em
Ever had dim sum in the mornin' light?

I know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice
           G
But if you taste it, I know you'll really like
        F#
eat the skin but leave the bones aiighht?


D
Look at me look at me eating tripe now

Look at you look at you this is life now
Bm
it's fresh, more organic than fa--st food

You could say it looks a lot more natural


Em
No this egg ain't hundred years old

And no this cabbage ain't got no mold
    G
And I was hoping she would have a taste!
    F#
she took one bite and just made a face

CHORUS:
(AJ)
                    D
So I told her like oooh, baby
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       Bm
You're so amazed by everything that I eat
                   Em
So I told her like oooh, baby
   G                             F#
I know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok it's tasty
                  D                                          Bm
I'm talking about fo--od, we got different social norms than you
                                    Em
Part of my culture it's just how we do
          G                            F#
She said, I don't like this platter, I pro'bly win fear factor


(DAVID)
         D
Yeah, yeah, I said "Girl whatcha eat during weekdays"

She said "salad and pasta each day"
Bm
But what about Asian food?

You neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes!


Em
She said, I liked the weird stuff growing up

But stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough
        G
Cuz you can't serve blood cubes at prom
     F#
And Stinky tofu just sounds wrong


D
Stop pretending, you don't like fermented

I admit the smell can be offensive
Bm
But it tastes so good that you won't need another man

Let the flavors take you back to the motherland


Em
So I can take you back to my mother and

She can teach you how to cook without butter and-
 G
"What do you mean I'm being patriarchal?"
   F#
"Ooh ok, I mean I can cook"

CHORUS:
(AJ)
                   D
So I told her like ooh, baby
       Bm
You'll be amazed by everything I eat
                   Em
So I told her like ooooh ooo, baby
   G                                 F#
I know that it looks crazy, But I'm telling you it's tasty
      D                                        Bm
It's balut, there's a duck embryo inside just look,
                            Em
No offense to PETA but it's good
               G                              F#
Oooh oooh, I told you it looks crazy, but you know it's so tasty

     D
From Manila to Hong Kong

Bangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan
Bm
Seoul, Singapore, Saigon

Jakarta, Beijing there's more
 Em
Phnompenh, Kuala Lumpur, eat it up baby that's raw
       G                                 F#
"Hell no! we don't eat no dog, the most exotic it gets is frog"


CHORUS:
(AJ)
                    D
So I told her like oooh, baby
     Bm
It's not amazing all the things that we eat
                   Em
So I told her like oooh ooh, baby
  G                                  F#
I know that it looks crazy, but it's pro'bly cuz we're Asian
                 D
I'm talkin' bout food
                                    Bm
We got different social norms than you
                                         Em
Can't change my culture it's just how we do
    G
She told me it looks crazy
       F#
I said it's okay I'm Asian!